Procastinating again .....
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Don't Dream Its Over (Crowded House)
Topic: Jokes
So, was bored ... well not bored really ... just lazy to get back to my work :D.

Anyway, decided to read some jokes to get me in the mood, so found one and thought it was funny so just wanted to remember it so here goes:

A neutron walks into a bar, and ordered a drink. He asks the bartender, "How much?". The bartender replies, " For you neutron ... no charge!"

Isn't that funny. That reminds me of a next joke:

Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the road one day, when the first H-atom turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost an electron", to which the other H-atom asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first H-atom replies, "I'm positive!".

Too funny ... yup ... these are the first clues that I may be a geek or nerd :D.

Anyway, should go back to my work ... the weather has turned out to be rather nice suddenly ... got some blue skies ... this morning when I got up, everywhere was covered in snow (about 1-2 cm), but since coming to university ... the snow has melted - but then there was this humongous, dark, ominous cloud that passed over us, and there was a crack of thunder and lightning - positively frightened me ... considering I am sitting by the window ... and after that crack of thunder ... hail started pelting downwards ... and these were pretty large ... about a marble size ... but that has stopped ... and its nice and sunny! See ... that's the changeable UK weather for you ....